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Steven Wright on dogs
更新时间:2024-03-28 18:56:19

  The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me, I‘m afraid of widths.

Steven Wright on dogs

  I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him, and now he‘s gone.

  I put contact lenses in my dog‘s eyes.They had little pictures of cats on them.Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

  I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay.It‘s fun to call him..."Come here, Stay!Come here, Stay!"He went insane.Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.He‘s an East German Shepherd.

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