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更新时间:2022-05-25

  A guy walks up to a girl in the bar and asks her if she wants to play magic.

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  She asks, "How so?"

  He replies, "We go to my house, we screw and then you disappear!"

  you were the only one here with brakes

  A truck driver came upon a couple making passionate love in the middle of the road.

  He blew his horn, blinked his lights and yet the couple never missed a stroke!

  The driver stopped, got out and shouted at them, "Are you crazy, didn’t you here my horn, see my lights, didn’t you know I was coming?"

  The horny young man said, "Yes, I knew you were coming! I knew she was coming and I knew I was coming! I also knew you were the only one here with brakes!"

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